Andrea stomped through the crunchy leaves yesterday evening.
She laughed and yelled "cunchee leeeeeves!!!!"
Mama laughed too.
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Andrea asked me about a week ago what her lady parts are called.
A very reasonable question with a myriad of answers, the social complexities of which she is thankfully too young to understand.
I hadn't thought about what my answer would be. It just came out.
"Vulva"
I have good reasons for choosing this answer. I hate using euphemisms like "hoo-hoo" and "nooh-nooh" and "wee-wee". And "vagina" is not technically accurate. Vulva is the latin-derived english term for female external genitalia.
But I don't like the word. It sounds guttural. It's clinical and cold. It reminds people of uncomfortable moments in high school health class.
Of course, since Andrea has none of these pre-conceived hang-ups, she's very happy pointing and calling it by name.
But she says "voovah", which sounds much more adorable.
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Just as long as she doesn't confuse it with a "Volvo."
I still love "cunchee leeeeeves!!!!"
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